Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Randomize
