I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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