you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
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