Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Randomize
