Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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