yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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