i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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