ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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