If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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