i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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