I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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