I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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