found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I wear drunk well.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
