Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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