i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Too much gin, very little bucket
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
