Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i think my mom watched the whole time
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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