We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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