walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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