why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
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