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  • breakfast of champions! bahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:29am
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  • 10 :46 get over your spell check ability, its quite annoying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:31am
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  • 1046 - you're my hero.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:47pm
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  • sounds delicious..........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:21pm
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  • Love it. TOTES HOW MY LIFE NEEDS TO BE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:23am
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  • This sounds like an FML.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:32pm
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  • whats with the "my breakfast consisted of (insert random breakfast food) and (insert illegal substance), my life is in order." texts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:00pm
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  • 1:59 Fuck you up the ass with a chainsaw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:13am
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  • That, my friends, is the REAL breakfast of champions.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:35pm
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  • 3rd adderall breakfast post today. way to suck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:36pm
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  • i'm 1135! i love teddy bears and rainbows <3 <3 <3 hostile enough? cuz i put a lot of thought into it :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:56pm
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  • The pressure of living in south florida..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:55am
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  • 1:19, adderall is legal.........duh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:27am
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  • I bet you are the skinniest person alive

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:35am
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  • 1135 you're not hostile enough. go ahead & take another. amp it up a bit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:04pm
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  • 3:53, you need to chill out - either lower your dosage or smoke weed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:49am
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  • lasttttttttttttttttttttt. hahaha loser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:56pm
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  • This is my life story

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:15pm
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  • You keep adderall in your fridge? Stay in school. Study hard. You dumb fucking twat. FAKE TEXT IS FAKE! I hate this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:56pm
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  • didn't adderrrall go outta style years ago??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:48pm
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  • Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:32am
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  • amphetamines for life!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:52am
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  • I can't remember if she said "ping pong balls" or "king kong's balls". Fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:52pm
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  • "totes" is a retarded word. And all you first and lasters. Grow the fuck up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:08am
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  • get your life together.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:07am
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  • This is more sad than funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:20am
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  • you'd think since adderall is supposed to increase cognitive awareness, you'd spell it correctly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:46pm
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  • I think the original poster might be my twin, that's my breakfast everyday :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:12am
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  • Line of coke + marlboro red= breakfast perfection

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:08pm
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  • you're hilarious 11:18

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:33pm
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  • Pathetic. FYL. Oh wait, wrong website, must be an fml reject!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:29am
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  • great way to start off the day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:33pm
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  • Adderall + Juice Plus + Water = my every-morning defibrillator. Chase with cigarette and Diet Coke to take the edge off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:12am
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  • 1:13 hahahahhaha goood one!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:13am
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  • i'd go with kong balls. any day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:55pm
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  • calm down 1:08, for real

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:58am
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  • sounds like a gainesville girl to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:58am
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  • might i suggest weed brownies as an alternative to slimfast

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:34pm
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  • Ahhhh so jealous, sounds delicioussss and amen to whoever said adderall is eternal, it seriously is. always and foreverrrr..... each moment with youuuu...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:15am
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  • Why is the adderall in the fridge?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:04am
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  • My breakfast was what I call the Britney Spears Special -- Marlboro Reds and sugar-free Red Bull.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:44am
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  • david? is that you bro?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:00pm
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  • best breakfast ever!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:49pm
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  • why adderall? Are you in sixth grade? Buy some fucking coke!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:19am
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  • Haha, that's what I had for breakfast too. But it's not really about insecurity...it's about having ADHD...and slimfast is a quick breakfast with a lot more protein and vitamins then I would usually be getting. But still, I find this funny :).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:53am
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  • 10:48, you have to be fucking stupid to think adderall is out of style. or was ever in style. adderall is the shit always and forever. but that doesn't make it a "STYLE."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:35pm
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  • we keep it classy in the 954 lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:51pm
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  • What the fuck is an insecurity buffet? That's so stupid. Not funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:46pm
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