I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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