I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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