It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
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