fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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