i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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