if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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