a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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