Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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