Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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