Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
