There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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