There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
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you sound like my gf. OOooOooOoooo!
this website has to be all b/s texts. people typically do NOT say this shit. key word, typically, i think thats why they are all so funny. and i agree with this statement " there are just..", however i have never put it in such an amusing way.
For the same reason you don't eat something you found on the floor: you don't know where it's been
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I agree. The ass is made for all those things you can't put in your mouth...
Do you put it in other places instead?
I used to say that. Key phrase used to.
They still make you?
this website has to be all b/s texts. people typically do NOT say this shit.
Tastes like chicken
cause this shit comes from thin air...some of my texts are worse then 90% of these when I'm sober
and that is dont one of them
Good luck keeping a man
Ya i'd rather put it in my butt
Hopefully mouthwash doesn't fall into that category.
I bet this text was taking ut of context. It's about broccoli.
Ahem! No one needs that shit in their mouth
You wont be able to put anything in your mouth when you die of aids.
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