thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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