I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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