everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
