Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Randomize
