I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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