I'm lost and stupid without you.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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