im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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