Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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