I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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