do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
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