Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
