I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
We don't watch enough power rangers
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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