Take a stiff brush and clean all the solid debris from your sheets. Pop them in the washing machine with some baking soda and detergent. You may want to presoak any stains depending on the color of your vomit. Air dry your sheets, iron well. You may want to use a linen spray for extra freshness. Remember ladies love clean sheets and clean peens.
-Mr. Clean
sounds like a texan, probably a transplant. So 7:08, if Texas is so great why and the fuck don't you Texans do everyone a HUGE favor and stay there. We don't want you!
And 631 - we're not obsessed with your celebrities. The media is. That doesn't mean that anyone with an IQ of over 90 cares. And actually French music is pretty good - the hip hop is far better than American for example. And I'd listen o pretty much any kind of European folk music before listening to that detestable stuff you call country.
Geeeee.... The biggest obstacle between you and getting laid is CHANGING THE SHEETS??? WTF. Sounds like someone with motivation issues not someone can get laid at will
631 – Trust me, everyone hates you. Just because the idiots of the world watch your movies, that doesn’t mean they’re good, they’re just showier and bigger budget. Europe has all the leading fashion houses, as well as most of the more critically acclaimed cinema. Europe, especially England, has made far more popular music than America. How would you know anyway? 95% of you never leave your country.
5:26, I won't deny that Americans are generally disgusting creatures, but if the rest of the world hates us, why do most other countries obsess over our celebrities. People all over the world listen to our music, wear our clothes, and watch movies with our actors. But who listens to French rock besides the French? Not many.
Fake.
No one could possibly live with the smell for that many days. He or she (yeah, who knows if it isn't a girl) must at least have washed the sheets a little.
At this point get rid of the sheets. Buy new. Also, your parents should be jailed for raising a desperate loser... You won't fuck in the sheets, but you'll gladly sleep in the crusty, smelly remnants of Halloween. Moron.
6:31 is right. You idiots are just mad because European countries don't call the shots. America has gotten stronger than any other country, except maybe China, and that just eats at you, cause it used to be France and Germany and England.
I'm from America, and I love other countries and the people that inhabit them. I don't like being hated because I was born here, should I have somehow have chosen to born somewhere else? Doesn't really work that way unfortunately. I love movies and music from everywhere. We aren't all the same, that's just media bs.
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