i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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