fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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