We should be called the Road Head Warriors
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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