one two three fourrrrnication!
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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