the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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